What to learn if you don't know anything. I don't know anything, I can't do anything. I have not decided on my future profession and I have no friends

What's wrong with us? With our generation? Everyone is looking for a job, but at the same time they do not want to do anything. Everyone wants to earn money, but they don't know how to do anything. Even come up with jokes - then you could enter any university where there is a strong KVN party, become a member of the team and receive an increased scholarship for the noble cause of popularizing the university. By the way, take note if you are thinking about where to go: some universities need clowns. If you prove yourself, you will be a toastmaster at weddings.
But for the rest - for those who are not an accountant, not a photographer, not a salesman, not a driver? What should they do? Especially for those who do not want a so-called "trivial" job. Let's try to help.

Go to the directors (for those who are thinking where to go)

The famous film director, artistic director of the Lenkom Theater and the person you recognize when you see him, Mark Zakharov once said: “Why, when a person can’t do anything, does he immediately become a director?” A brilliant phrase that completely conveys the deplorable situation in modern Russian “bags” and VGIK, and wherever they are taught. Most students just really like watching movies and even tried to start writing a book a couple of times, and they also like to take pictures and shoot everything on camera. But their talent is not enough to become great artists and outstanding photographers, and there was not enough charisma for blogging. If you're one of those Cinemaholics fans who are too passionate and creative to work in an office, then go direct. Or as they say: if you want to upset your parents, but homosexuality does not have a soul, then go to culture. You will lead the process, give commands, shout, listen to the requirements and embody your ideas and the ideas of the screenwriter.

The great Georgy Danelia (“Mimino”, “Passport”, “Zigzag of Fortune”, “Afonya” ... or is Soviet cinema not cinema for you, and such personalities are not authorities?) in one of his books recalled a case when he had to explain to sailors What is the director's job? He just couldn't explain. The director of the picture is responsible for the money, the cameraman, decorators, illuminators, costumiers and the same operators work on a beautiful picture, the stuntmen set up tricks, the editors connect the patches into a finished picture, the actors create the images, the screenwriter does the script, but what the director does - he could not answer George Nikolaevich. Although even the most stupid author of reviews on Kinopoisk understands that this is not an easy craft, since nothing happens on the set without the knowledge of the director. He not only shouts, is indignant, demands. He tries to combine the creative flows and tantrums of the entire film crew into something watchable, to put the picture together, give directions and anticipate the end result.

Journalism

Don't be afraid of journalism, just take a closer look at the abundance of meaningless cable channels and disgustingly mediocre online publications, among which His Majesty BroDude towers like a golden colossus, and realize that work can be found. Stone correspondents, announcers with nasty diction, presenters who do not know how to stay in the frame, and authors whose articles resemble school essays, - the reality of domestic journalism. It was once believed that a journalist should be arrogant, purposeful, resourceful, talented, thirsty for justice and truth. But now it is not in demand everywhere. If you like to write, speak, express thoughts - you are welcome. Moreover, the education of a journalist is not a mandatory requirement in order to work on the radio, in a newspaper, or even in an angelic online publication loved by millions. It is enough not to start your essays in the style of "There are a lot of problems in the world, but one of the most important, of course, is horsetail." Maybe, having tried yourself in this area, you will discover hidden talents in yourself. and Konstantin Ernst are generally biologists. There are not so many journalists on TV. I’ll tell you a secret that many media outlets can’t stand the graduates of some journalism departments, since the level of education is low, and they come out completely narcissistic mediocrity, writing and uttering ridiculous incoherent clericalism - that is, as taught. And you thought journalism was full of talent? Look at me and you will understand everything.

Maybe you don't know what to do, but you probably want money. And who doesn't want them? So get in business, what's up? You don’t know what you want to do, you don’t know how to do anything, but it’s hard to work as a sales assistant, because it’s boring, you want adventure. So create your own office "Horns and Hooves", since there are free seminars and business trainings from the so-called gurus. Read interviews, articles, books, study the market, both ours and domestic, see what is in it in abundance, and what you haven’t heard about at all, and create your own story. It will be difficult, sometimes you have to sacrifice sleep and peace, but what to do. Business is the same creativity: everything depends on you and your actions. You don't need special talents, except to negotiate with people. Again, business is different for business: try yourself in different areas, open and close new ones.

Noble donation

We know something about you, about your hidden talent. Just do not be offended, but what kind of man does not know how to masturbate? Just do not talk about your moral principles. Wrinkled pisyun and got money - isn't that happiness? Of course, you can’t call it the main means of earning money, but as a part-time job, it’s ideal. All you need for this is:

Age 18–35;
- good physical and mental health;
- Successfully passed medical genetic examination;
- compliance of sperm with high WHO criteria.

Regular donation of sperm by a donor can bring up to 200,000 rubles of additional income per year. If you have nowhere to put it, then, as they say, you are welcome. So, relying on your purity, integrity and despair, try yourself in this difficult task.

Construction turns into a person

What is the beauty of physical labor? The fact that you somehow immediately understand that a warm, beautiful, comfortable office is much preferable to a dusty construction site. You immediately find talents in yourself, some goals, desires, aspirations appear, all the nonsense comes out of your head.

And besides, from you, who can do nothing and armless, they mold a skilled person. At first, you will have to carry weights and clean up, but over time you will learn how to hammer nails and knead the mortar. And all this without the right to make a mistake.

Who knows, maybe you will like it, and you will start earning good money. Handy craftsmen are in demand at all times, and there is always work. This is not for you to plow as a manager and an office manager. So do not turn up your nose, better try.

There are no bad jobs.

By the way, about offices. The list of requirements is, of course, huge, up to 400 years of work experience and 19 diplomas. But this is far from being everywhere: as a rule, it is enough to be able to work in Office and especially to know Excel. Well, it's not so difficult, you can learn how to work in it in a couple of days. There are offices that do not need education, but smart people. The main thing is to be able to turn on the computer and show yourself well done.

Sales consultants are needed everywhere and always. The main thing here is to smile and not screw up, come on time and pass the probationary period. As a rule, you are required to learn the store catalog and more or less understand the assortment. Nothing complicated, as you can see. Also, crafts of a courier, a merchandiser and a loader are waiting for you. What, dissatisfied? Well, then we don’t even know what to offer you. It's boring for you, it doesn't pay well. Nobody needs you so capricious.

You have little choice: either look for money and take various courses, or go to a vocational school, or gain experience. From a cashier at Pyaterochka, you can grow into a boss in six months, believe the experience. - there is a lazy, ridiculous, undecided you. Although there is one way to stop considering your craft as humiliating - to move abroad and wash dishes somewhere in Germany or England. They won’t give you a normal job, but in order to save up for a ticket back, you will have to work. But look at the world.

Hello, if you want you can ignore me. I don't know what to do, what should I do? I can not imagine. I have strange views on the world, I see it darkened and decaying, everywhere everything is shrouded in darkness and horror. It seems to me that everything good and positive is an illusion commensurate with a small damp wooden fence, it is rotten and falls apart with a light touch of the hand, and people hide there hoping for the best. It is interesting that people believe that a lot of money and material goods will bring them happiness, no doubt money helps us to live, without them, no way ... but what's the use of this if all this does not bring real pleasure from life. See how everyone is stuck to the body screens, computer monitors and phones, everyone loves it, at least everyone thinks so. People begin to seek consolation and come up with excuses for everything bad, why? in fact, there is nothing good in this world, how stupid that everyone says it will be a lot of miracles and beauty in the world, but what's the point if it's not available to you, if half of the world's population is not available. Solid warriors, diseases, crime, etc. And this is a small part of all the bad things that I understand, a lot of writing and explaining. Is this world good? no, he is not so good. And what is the use of these thoughts and understanding, what can I do? I can’t change myself, I’m lazy, and it seems a little weak-minded, there are only deuces at school, the techie is also not very good, moreover, I practically don’t know anything about my future specialty, I hate it. It all happened so that I have a choice .. NO, I don’t know anything and I don’t know how to live, and as I said earlier, I’m lazy. I’m illiterate, my character is terrible, but alas, it doesn’t work out no matter how hard I tried. Besides, I’m a total idiot, I don’t know how and why, let’s say, I spoiled my health, unfortunately I can’t say about a health problem, it’s a little personal, but I don’t think you should go to doctors. I’m tired of being an immoral person, I wanted to become normal, and suffer more dick I can't, I've done a bunch of shit already, excuse me for the foul language, but I can't find the right words. I would say about my misdeeds, only I feel sorry for you. I mean that I don’t see any point in life, I planned to commit suicide after the army, as a race I will be of age, it will be easier for me, I will get drunk and go to the other world.
I was always told that in life I have a lot of things waiting for me, like I have to live it all. Nah, I know what awaits me there, unemployment and a wonderful place in a landfill in a place with other homeless guys, heh, I don’t want that, and there’s nothing to change. I'm sorry that I lived such a bad life, it's a pity that it's too late to fix something.
Sometimes I think .. what a mistake my parents made when they met each other one day. But they hoped that they would give birth to a good son, that everything would be fine, I would have a good job, a family, and they had grandchildren .. but a happy end (happy ending) only happens in stupid American movies. But such a turn of events happened, not the one that my parents expected and when I was a child. Well what can I say about this.. this is life, it really is shit. it is foolish to look for and invent happiness if it is not there.

P.S. Yes, I’m really stupid and illiterate, I couldn’t write my story clearly.
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Maybe lost man, age: 18 / 20.08.2016

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Hello, perhaps a lost person. I would not say at all from your text that you are stupid and illiterate. At your 18 years old, not everyone begins to realize everything that is listed by you. I want to tell you that there is a meaning to life. You can fix everything. Man himself will not cope with the burden of his mistakes, but God wants to do this for anyone who comes to Him. And the worse the person, the greater the love of God, all-forgiving and covering everything. The choice is yours, dear friend, whether you are a lost person or not. You have already understood that happiness is not in material goods And I would very much like you to know that "happiness is life is purer than snow, happiness is if Jesus is in the heart, he can make any person happy by removing the burden of vices" - this is such a song. Good to you and a long happy life, everything is ahead of you, do not despair!

Angelina, age: 20/21.08.2016

You are mistaken ... I liked the way you write .. The story turned out to be very understandable. I will say more, few people express their thoughts so well and competently. And your thoughts about the world are very smart and I would even say philosophical. Yes, the world is not perfect, but we create our own world... The main thing is that you understand that you have gone the wrong way. You are still very young and I think you can change something if you really want to. At least I really hope so. It’s easier, of course, to say that everything is bad and nothing can be fixed, it’s much more difficult to force yourself to find the strength to live on and overcome difficulties.
It is evident that you love your parents and want to make them happy. You yourself have left yourself a chance in your signature. Use it. Why not try what you have to lose? After all, the most precious thing that you can lose is life, whatever it may be.

Marina, age: 50 / 08/21/2016

Hello. You could write "I'm lazy", everything else is not important, it does not matter what is happening around you. You don't do anything and you don't change anything. You know people are all lazy. I'm too lazy to get up for work every day (it sometimes happens without days off). I'm too lazy to go to the gym after a hard day's work, and I'm absolutely too lazy to read books in my specialty after the gym. But still I do it, but at first it breaks terribly (the first half of the year), then you get used to the fact that all life is a struggle, as soon as you give up, you are a corpse. Is the world bad? Hmm, well, if you read the Bible, then the world is moving towards the end and the fact that people around you are killing each other, ruining their talents is not surprising. Make a choice today, don't think about the future. Nothing good awaits you at your level of development, and if you plow a couple of months and rise above yourself, then the future is completely different. Christ helped me to change, if you do not believe in Him, then a psychologist and motivational videos will help you.

Badman, age: 27/21.08.2016

You are an absolutely normal young man, your reasoning is logical and understandable. And I, for example, fully support your idea that you should not seek happiness in money and other material values. Everything is temporary, and our stay in this world too. Only one thing in man is eternal, and that is his soul. Therefore, it is foolish to make some thing the meaning of life. To live without any purpose, without any understanding of why you came into this world is also far from the concept of living and close to the concept of existing. However, judging by your story, you have not yet decided on a goal that is worth living for. You see the world in a negative light. And you can't change yourself. But you know, you have the ability to change the world. Moreover, every person has it. But this is possible only when you yourself want to change. If you want to change, you change through all sorts of "I can't" and laziness - mother. But if you change, then the people around you also change. Thus, you change what you so dislike and disgust. Well, in order to achieve all this, you need to have a clear goal in front of you. And it will be great if this goal stands above any material wealth, if it contributes to your personal growth and brings something good and bright to this world. I believe that you will succeed.

Sveta, age: 08/18/2016

Hello. You are now preoccupied with fears and anxieties for your future, but in fact, if you are not lazy, but strive, set goals, go towards bright dreams and plans, then you can live your life competently and with dignity. Even negatives can be turned into positives. Seeing white through black. Try talking to a psychologist. Drink vitamins, they will give strength. And don't be discouraged. With each new victory, you will feel more confident and happier. Good luck!

Irina, age: 08/28/2016

Dear Youth! I agree, the world is not perfect. Or rather, the people living in it are not perfect. What to be, everyone decides for himself. And, when we make some kind of effort on ourselves and see: yes, it turns out, this brings happiness ... You are smart, reasonable, try yourself in different fields of activity - such people are needed everywhere - look and you will definitely find yours. Here my 20-year-old nephew, studying at the correspondence school (his mother raised her alone), worked as a worker on the road, and as a consultant in a shopping center, as a waiter and bartender in a cafe. Now he works as a cook and he really likes it. Everything will work out and you will be happy, and your parents will be happy! Take care of yourself!

Tatyana, age: 53 / 08/21/2016

Dear young man... You are not being fair to yourself. You are smart, even beyond your years. You noticed a lot in life. From the above, we can say that you have a humanitarian mindset. Stop thinking about suicide. These are demonic tricks, slipping such thoughts on a person. You correctly notice the collisions of life. But there is not enough light and joy. You are just young and looking for yourself. Only VERA will help in these searches. Turn to Orthodoxy. Try to live a little in a monastery, you will see a different life. Open photos of monks on the Internet (for example, with animals), and you will see their faces, eyes, not a fake joy of life. And be sure to decide on a vocation. Whatever you do with pleasure and joy - this is your calling. Personally, I really hope for you and believe in your strength.

Olga, age: 45 / 08/21/2016

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Hello! In this article we will discuss how to make money if you can't do anything.

• How much can you earn: from 50 rubles per day.
• Minimum requirements: your wish.

What can you earn on the Internet

How to make money if you know nothing: 5 ways

From reasoning, let's move on to specific ways of earning. For the methods listed below, you do not need special skills. Basic PC knowledge and free time are enough.

Earnings on captchas

This is the simplest and least profitable job of all listed here. If you actively use the Internet, then at least once every few days enter captchas (a set of characters that check whether you are a robot or not). For this, some services pay little money, up to 30 kopecks.

I myself tried to make money on captchas. This is very hard on the hands, it's boring, but you can earn 80 - 100 rubles in 4 - 6 hours with due diligence. For beginners, the first days will seem real flour. Hands, eyes, back will get tired in a matter of hours. But no one promised that they would pay well for purely mechanical actions.

If you really don’t know anything and don’t want to think, then this is your way of earning.

Completing simple tasks

Somewhat more interesting than the previous one. You will need to perform simple actions: call the customer base, make a mailing list, rewrite an audio or video file, drive positions into an Excel spreadsheet, write comments, etc.

These tasks are estimated inexpensively, up to 200 rubles, but they provide an opportunity to earn the first money on the Internet. You can find orders on two exchanges: and Youdo. Both will have to pay for access to orders, but this is a necessary measure. Exchanges are absolutely real and legal.

If you are an active PC user, you will quickly cope with basic tasks. You may even be able to earn 7 - 10 thousand rubles in the first month, if you are not too lazy to take any orders.

Rewriting

Rewriting - rewriting an article in your own words while maintaining the content. Since search engines ban for copy-paste, it means that you will have to change phrases, turns, etc. This is a free presentation, if we draw analogies with school curriculum, and everyone can write in Word.

Literacy is not something to worry about. Stylistic and speech errors in cheap articles are not looked at. And trust the spell checker for the first time to Word and Spelling.

I started with rewriting. I found an article on the Internet, rewrote it in my own words, adjusted it to the requirements of anti-plagiarism and gave it to the customer. They pay a little for such work - up to 15 - 20 rubles per 1,000 characters (A4 page in 14th font), but it's also interesting.

If you can type fast, then this is a good option for making money. If you hit with two fingers and look for the right button for a long time, then immediately forget about it.

Sales

Many will disagree with me, but we will include online sales in the list: offers on social networks, posting on forums, etc. This is difficult, it takes a lot of effort, but at the initial stage you do not need special skills. To sell, for example, cosmetics, you only need to speak and offer.

To become a real salesman who receives 10,000 rubles a day, you need many years of constant practice, the right mindset and tremendous stress resistance. But to get started, you'll need internet access, a microphone, and a keyboard.

If you want to learn how to sell, or at least try your hand at this business, then online sales are the best solution.

Remote Assistance

Assistants are rarely trusted with complex tasks. Usually they are told what to do, where to press, and then they are forced to do mechanical work.

Finding a remote assistant position is difficult. Browse sites for free ads like Avito or vacancies on hh.ru. Do not be afraid to take on the publication of content, the design of something in certain programs. There are many step-by-step tutorials on the web on this subject.

Remote assistants are a pretty high paying job if you do simple mechanical things like posting content, collecting information, etc.

If you want to find a full-time job and learn something new from your field along the way, try looking for a similar job.

I did not write about likes on social networks, advertisements, etc. These are not ways to make money. The maximum that you can earn is 5 - 6 rubles per hour. Even for someone who knows nothing, 50 rubles a day with 6-8 hours at the computer will not be enough money.

How to develop if you want to earn money, but you don’t know how

At the beginning of the article, I said that you need to develop if you want to really earn money. This is the real state of affairs. If you want to earn a lot, you have to learn a profession and start working. I have made for you a basic algorithm of actions that will help you decide and start moving forward.

• Choose a profession.

This is the hardest part. If you don't know how, then you don't know what to do. There is nothing to do without a profession on the Internet. There are a lot of people on the Internet who want to earn just for what they are. You need real experts in your field.

If you don’t know what to do and don’t know how to do anything, remember what you wanted to do at school. Correlate this with one of the niches on the Internet and choose a specialization.

It is very important to play long. To learn in the profession, it will take more than one month, which means that the return should be at least an annual one. Therefore, if you understand that something will bother you a few days after training, you should not even take it.

• Find a basic tutorial.

By the concept of "basic training manual" I mean what you have to learn in the first place. This is basic work with text, literacy, work with anti-plagiarism. In design - the basics of Photoshop. – social media posts, audience analysis, etc.

Each profession has a “minimum” that everyone must know. Find these basics in open sources and start learning them.

• Pass the First stage.

After passing the initial stage, you need to start looking for the first customers. You may have to work on the portfolio: make some test orders for fictitious companies. This will help you take on more expensive orders right from the start.

The initial stage for different professions is approximately the same: the first few orders -> reaching a stable monthly income in the region (from 15 to 22 thousand rubles). Depending on your skills, this can take from a month to six months. Do not linger at this stage any longer.

• Continue to grow in your chosen field.

As soon as you finish the initial stage, the realization will come that you can do something and seem to be making good money. But this is deception. Most freelance professions give you the opportunity to earn from 30,000 rubles a month with full-time employment if you are an average specialist.

So, there is no need to stop there. It is better to set yourself an income bar of 30 - 40 - 50 thousand rubles a month and go to it.

The most important thing is not to chase the volume of work, but its quality. It is better to fulfill 1 order for 10,000 rubles than 10 for 1,000.

• Get results and don't stop.

This is the most important thing - do not stand in one place, even if the income figure suits you. For example, in copywriting there is no cap on pay per text. You can receive both 10 rubles per page of text, and 10,000. And this is far from the limit. The situation is the same in other areas. The higher you climb, the fewer competitors and the higher the pay.

After you have come to your "ceiling", which you have determined for yourself in the previous paragraph, it is important to find a new goal. Sometimes this will require mastering related professions, sometimes - recruiting a team. Ceilings and borders are only in your head.

These steps will allow you to start making big money online. But this will not just work. Need to plow. Successful people spend at least 8 hours a day at work. Fanatics are interrupted exclusively for food and sleep. I recently saw a good discussion on this topic:

To get rid of health problems, fly to vacation in Miami and fall in love with women again, you must first work hard for 15 hours a day before health problems, sleepovers at work and lack of desire.

Conclusion

If you do not know how, but want to earn, one desire will not be enough. On the Internet, as in real life, only your benefit is appreciated. If you know something, then you are valuable, therefore, you will have money. That is why you do not need to go in cycles in the fact that you do not know how. Find an occupation for the first time, start earning some money and master your profession.

Every day there are disturbing "news from the fields" about the increase in the number of unemployed. Everyone suffers from layoffs - both financial directors and secretaries. Not two help. higher education, no guardianship patrons. Whoever can survive. "MP" conducted a small investigation and found out where and how you can earn money in Moscow, even if you don't know anything at all.

For those who were left without work at the very beginning of the crisis, it is especially difficult today. For the first time in many years, the number of resumes on some job search sites exceeded the number of vacancies. Recruitment agencies are forced to state that all signs of labor migration are present. Specialists dismissed from large businesses are looking for work in medium and small. And those left without a place under the sun in small business are forced to look for even less prestigious work.

HR officers also have to admit that the professional skills of most applicants are far from perfect. However, even those who do not know how and do not want to learn manage to earn money. Even without making any special efforts for this.

Ad poster and flyer distributor. Such "specialists" in the labor market require a lot. The fact is that many metropolitan entrepreneurs consider such “walking advertising” the most productive for their business. Small firms are especially guilty of this type of advertising, because they do not have money for television PR. And there are thousands of such organizations in the capital, so the demand for "walking advertising" in the capital is extremely high. The working day of the distributor is 5-6 hours, and the earnings are from 100 to 150 rubles per hour.

For the sticker of one leaflet (with their own glue!) The gluer is paid a ruble and a half. Professionals of this business have proved that in 5-6 hours of work it is really possible to hang up to 500 pieces of paper on poles - a total of 500 rubles a day. Do not cheat and throw advertising brochures in the trash. The employer, as a rule, requires a list of the streets where the sticker has been, and will definitely check his work.

Household helper. To become one, it is not necessary to contact a recruitment agency. You can find such a job through friends or by posting characteristic ads in your native area: “I will clean the apartment. The price is negotiable." The work of assistants can be very different: walking the dog (150 rubles, including paw washing), babysitting (200 rubles per hour), cleaning the apartment (200 rubles per hour). In May, window cleaning is especially popular. For such a "dust-free" work, you can earn up to 500 rubles per window.

To health! Participation in clinical trials is generously rewarded. It sounds creepy, but someone is making money off of it. Of course, such trials are quite a risky undertaking, since even doctors sometimes do not know what the side effects of taking a new drug might be. And becoming a participant in clinical trials is not so easy. Firstly, such an announcement is unlikely to be found in the newspaper, you will have to go through closed research institutes and specialized clinics. Secondly, not all citizens still have "iron" health. And only absolutely healthy people can take part in this type of earnings.

We trade face. The most labor-intensive and well-paid type of income for everyone is offered by the entertainment industry: television and cinema. Anyone can take part in the filming of a TV show as a hero or a spectator, as well as act in films (in extras, of course) - age, gender and education do not matter. Appearance also does not play a special role. And even though you were considered a complete freak at school, your physiognomy can be very useful in this business.

For everyone who wants to appear on the screen, special sites massovki.ru and stunner.ru have been created, where compassionate editors post announcements about the recruitment of actors for extras. For example: “For the transfer, a man from 30 to 55 years old, of Slavic appearance, is needed for the role of a polygamist. You will be given a text, and you will need to tell that you have many wives. The shoot will take about 2 hours. Payment immediately after filming - 400 rubles. Or “a man of 25-40 years old is needed for tomorrow. We are filming a story about the Masters of Blackmail. You will need to play the male victim. You are a businessman who fell for the hook of a blackmailer. You must be dressed in a suit, at least a shirt and tie to take with you. Often invited to take part as a spectator for the filming of a TV show or TV concert. For many hours of sitting without replicas, they will pay from 300 rubles, “with words” - from 500.

In order to get to the shooting of a film or series, it is best to contact the reference film studio directly. And prepare a portfolio. It can also be made from amateur photographs. On average, they pay from 500 to 5 thousand rubles for one shooting day, depending on the budget of the picture and your employment in the plot. To earn more, you need to get from the "mass movie" to the number of "episodes" (actors playing small roles with words), then the fee can increase significantly. And there you look and trust the words ...

"And you were counted." Take part in social polls. Answer a couple of questions - and the money in your pocket. In addition to tests, they also make money on testing: heavy smokers will be asked to evaluate a new brand of cigarettes, young mothers - a new brand of diapers, drinkers - a new brand of whiskey. For an hour of voluntary ordeals, you can earn 500 - 700 rubles.

You can participate in surveys without leaving your home. To do this, you need a computer and the Internet. The respondent is sent a large pile of questions by mail (usually at least 200), he sends the answers back to the addressee. I don't know where the creators get them, but in a week about 7 such questionnaires can be sent - one per day. Boring, dreary and long, but the payment - from 800 rubles per questionnaire. Funds can be transferred either to your electronic account or replenish your mobile phone account.

On the phone. This work used to be most popular with young mothers and retirees who appreciate the opportunity to work remotely. With the advent of the crisis, competition in this market has increased. The salary is rather big - from 20 thousand rubles plus interest. For this money, you will have to persuade citizens over the phone to connect to a new provider or conduct all the same sociological surveys. However, this is not as easy as it seems at first glance. The people are now nervous, so get ready to listen to a couple of unflattering compliments addressed to you.

Of course, this is far from full list. Moscow is not a small city, and if desired, a specialist with any skills can find a place in it. Only every hour these places are less and less. Crisis, you know.

What is happening to the younger generation?

Today every second person is looking for a job, but in fact no one wants to work. Every first one wants to have a stable high income, but the word “competence” makes them smile a little indulgently ... And what about young entrepreneurs and businessmen? Not wanting to work, one in three goes into business. Why it ends up in millions of loan debts is a completely different question. Yes, the conditions of the harsh labor reality in Russia are as follows, and To find a good job today, you need to know at least something. Well, or have a university degree

And what about those who could not get a law degree or serve 5 years at the Faculty of Education? Well, if you know how to joke and in the first year you were able to join the KVN team, but what if not? And if after school you decide to take a rest and the rest drags on so much that it’s already too late to go somewhere? Remember: it's never too late to learn, but if the granite of science is still too tough, there are several other options. For example, become a director.

Go to directors

Mark Zakharov, a well-known Soviet theater and film director, once said: “If a person can’t do anything, he definitely needs to become a director.” Many will not agree with the thoughts of the master, but one has only to look at the modern Russian film industry ... the quality of domestic cinema leaves much to be desired and the lion's share of the blame for this should all be assigned to directors who do not know how to make films. Although, on the other hand, it is not worth laying the responsibility for all this only on the directors - if you look at it, it is generally not clear what they are doing. For example, the director of a picture is in charge of financial matters, cameramen create a picture, editors create a film out of it, actors act, and mediocre screenwriters write scripts ... what is the director responsible for?

According to the memoirs of the Soviet film director Georgy Danelia, he repeatedly had to explain the essence of the director's task on the set to representatives of completely different professions. But in the end, it was never possible to explain it in an accessible way. It is clear that screams, threats, indignation and demands from the site workers are an integral part of the director's work. But he does it for a reason, combining the creative efforts of the film crew into something that looks like a movie. Those who are talented will certainly make films, others will make commercials and video clips, weddings and funerals ... but this also requires competencies, right?!

Journalism

By analogy with directing, journalism has long ceased to be an industry where only professionals are represented. The writing business became so popular that it led to the outright destruction of the profession. If earlier a journalist was an impudent, purposeful and talented truth-teller, then today it is enough for him to love writing and to have the courage to call himself a journalist. All! True, then journalism turns into a senseless abundance of mediocre online publishers, full of SHOCK headlines in the struggle for an audience of the right intelligence. But the fact remains - yesterday's copywriters become journalists today, so that tomorrow they can write their own book and become writers!

Be sure that education does not matter in perfect journalism - Vladimir Pozner, for example, generally has a degree in biology. You can learn how to express your thoughts correctly, but if it's in your blood - you will discover a new profession for yourself, about which you did not even suspect inclinations. some charisma and correct speech, and voila - you are already a city correspondent covering the labor achievements of local collective farms! And what a great direction to get the Pulitzer Prize!

Physical work

Physical labor is, of course, the best thing that happened to mankind, because it was he who made a man out of a monkey. What is the beauty of physical labor? Firstly, that you start to love office work - it no longer seems so boring. Secondly, physical labor often does not require any qualifications, expanding the circle of potential workers to the maximum. Thirdly, unskilled manual labor is found in almost every sector of the labor market. Here you have the sphere of trade, where you can’t do without loaders and cleaners, and construction with its helpers and concrete mixers, and even industry, where you can’t do without workers at all. Yes, at first you will have to actively work with your hands, carry weights, do cleaning and do unskilled work. But over time, it is possible to acquire several worthy qualifications that will help raise the salary bar, and quite well.

Trade

Trade is rightfully considered one of the main employers of the domestic labor market. There are many reasons for this: a huge food market, the size of the population, branched trade networks that need staff, etc. But the nonsense of this industry is that despite the presence of a huge market, it is very rare to meet an employee with a specialized education(with non-core education are much more common). Here you have sales assistants, the only requirement for which is knowledge of the store’s assortment, and sales managers with a vague reputation, and telephone sales specialists with a stable psyche, and couriers, and merchandisers, and storekeepers, and all the same loaders, sadly dragging boxes of mineral water in supermarkets.

You can be sure that all these professions do not require serious qualifications at all and are perfect for those who are sure that they can’t do anything! One has only to try - we know a lot of examples of career growth, when the cashier of everyone's favorite "Pyaterochka" turned into a supermarket manager or sales director. However, you can work as a cashier all your life - it's still better than nothing.

Scope of security

In general, the sphere of security is a very serious matter, where you need to apply, if not with education, then definitely with work experience in law enforcement agencies. But as you can see for yourself, security guards have now disappeared on Russian soil ... A striking example is the security services of most domestic supermarkets, where the main criterion for hiring is gender - being born a man, you are guaranteed to be able to take the position of a security guard in the same Pyaterochka. The criteria for the security guards of restaurants and nightclubs are somewhat more serious - here it will be useful to have an athletic physique, since the contingent can be in conflict. But, again, you don't need to know anything!

It is even easier to become a night watchman - the main requirement is the availability of free time at night, which will need to be spent at the facility, solving crossword puzzles and solving intricate puzzles. It could be Kindergarten, a clinic or a building materials warehouse - it doesn’t matter for a watchman, because he is paid, in fact, for a good healthy sleep at work. And in this case, all masters!

As for pensioners

There is a stereotype in Russia, they say, qualified specialists remain such exactly until retirement - after passing this Rubicon, you can be entrusted with only simple unskilled work that has little to do with the performance of any responsible functions. But this job is also suitable for those who do not know anything at all. This is, in particular, the work of a cloakroom attendant, where duties are usually limited to hanging outerwear and issuing a number. But cloakroom attendants are required everywhere, from schools and theaters to restaurants and cinemas. Similar tasks are solved by ushers, who are usually involved either in theatrical and film box offices, or in kiosks selling tickets. You sit on a chair and issue tickets - that's all the work.

A special place in these professions is occupied by concierges - they can work not only for those who do not know how, but also for those who do not want to do anything. All that is required of them is to keep a log of visits ... Well, the work is not dusty, and you sit in the warmth without really straining. Of course, modern pensioners no longer want to be just concierges or elevator operators - they want to occupy more prestigious positions, such as a cook, hairdresser or welder, and for this they are even ready to study, according to the Ministry of Labor. But after all, for this you need to be able to do something, so this option is not suitable for mediocrity.

All professions are important

In general, if we take as an example the lines from Soviet labor songs, where “all professions are needed, all professions are important”, then there is nothing shameful in unskilled labor, and mediocrity is far from always doing it. You can recall a lot of other professions in which people who can't do anything can work. If you look at these things philosophically, the monkey, too, once did not know how to hold a stick, but it was diligence (and millions of years of evolution) that made it possible to make a tool out of it. There is no bad job - there are lazy and ridiculous people whose pride opens their head to stereotypes, although they close their eyes to their own vices. It doesn't matter if it's a janitor or a watchman, an elevator operator or a journalist, a writer, a loader - the main thing is to be useful, and then work will bring pleasure, regardless of competencies and skills.