How to understand that I'm drunk. Signs of alcohol intoxication - symptoms characteristic of different stages and for drawing up an act. Mild drunkenness

Almost all parents sooner or later face the interest of their son or daughter in alcoholic beverages.

Adults often cannot determine what condition the child is in. The behavior of a teenager is strange, regardless of whether he is drunk or not. However, it is very important to understand whether a child drinks or not in order to cope with the impending danger in time.

Signs that a child is drinking alcohol

If a teenager returned home in a state of intoxication, this can be understood by the following signs:

• poor coordination of movements;
• weaving gait;
• slurred speech;
• lethargy or, conversely, excessive activity.

It is possible to determine whether a child drinks alcoholic beverages by other signs.

Smell

The smell of fumes, which is difficult to hide even with the help of special means, also indicates the use of alcohol by a child. The smell can be felt not only directly from the teenager's mouth, but also in the room where he is.

Teenager's appearance deteriorated

The child may begin to dress untidy, forget to wash, comb his hair, take a shower. At the same time, he does not care at all about how he looks.

The child's relationship with friends and family has changed.

Relationships with friends can get worse or better if the friends are related to your child's drinking. A teenager may show aggressiveness, isolation, unreasonable anger, indifference to loved ones.

Decreased school performance

Lost interest in learning, increased school failure. The child may start skipping classes.

breathalyzer

If the child's appearance makes it difficult for parents to determine whether he is drunk or not, they can take him to the nearest laboratory clinic for testing. To determine the alcohol in the body, it is enough to pass urine and blood. You can purchase a breathalyzer that is easy to use at home. However, for an accurate result, several measurements are required with this device.

How to talk to a teenager about alcohol?

Parents who notice that a child has come home drunk should not put off talking to him for a long time. It is necessary to do this the next day, when the teenager sobers up. It is good if both father and mother participate in the conversation, having previously agreed on their actions.

Tell me what you felt

Tell your child about your emotions that you experienced when you saw him drunk: fear, grief, indignation, surprise. Do not judge him, only talk about your own feelings. Tell your child about your concerns about alcohol. Talk not only about the dangers of alcoholic beverages, but also about the deterioration in academic performance, untidy appearance child, his rudeness with close relatives, etc.

Find out what and why the child drank

Ask the child about what alcoholic drinks he used, whether he liked it, how he felt. Listen to the teenager's story without interrupting. Notice what he liked about alcohol and why.

Try to build a conversation confidentially, in this case, the frankness of the child will be maximum. Find out also which of the friends of the son or daughter took part in drinking alcohol with him, who was the initiator of this. Don't push if your teen doesn't want to answer questions like this.

Talk about code of conduct

Talk to your teenager about social norms and family values. Say that in your family it is not customary to drink such drinks. Tell your child directly that you do not want him to drink alcohol, but this should not sound like a strict prohibition. Maintain respect for your teen in conversation.

Ask your child to stop drinking alcohol. Tell him that by quitting drinking now, he will avoid many negative consequences. Give vivid examples from the lives of friends.

Talk about the dangers of alcohol

Educate your teen in detail about the dangers of alcohol. Emphasize that alcohol is a huge burden for a young organism. Tell us that there is low-quality alcohol, explain how to recognize it. Remember that you are an example for your child. Avoid excessive drinking in your family. Do not let your child drink alcohol with adults.

Many people believe that drunk tells the truth. There is even a saying:
Is this really so: is it possible to trust a drunk person, or is someone else talking to you?

Is it true that drunk people are telling the truth?

Can you trust a drunk person? Is it really drunk people tell the truth- let's figure it out...

For example: a drunk says he loves you - is it true? Of course, it is possible that these words are sincere, but, most likely, this turns out to be fiction ... a subconscious, innate desire to love and be loved in general, and not specifically you and you.

The same can be said about the "traditional" in a drunken conversation: "You respect me - I respect you." The subconscious illusory goal is an emotional exchange... to give and receive a "piece of love and recognition" - which is often so lacking in a sober life, because many people wear social masks and are not themselves when sober.

Or, what can often be seen in dealing with a drunk person - "drunken tears" and repentance - what is this - the truth ... deep sincerity?
No. You can be sure. Tearfulness, excessive emotionality and sensitivity “when drunk” are unconscious psychological blackmail. The illusory, subconscious goal of a drunk person is the “extortion” of all the same, often unsatisfied in childhood, love, recognition, emotional acceptance and respect.

The same can be said about "drunken anger", irritability and aggressive behavior for drunkenness ... - "hunger for love and respect" - an underestimated I-position in life.

And the notorious “drunk generosity”, turning into uncontrollable wastefulness, and ostentatious kindness, bordering on “a disservice” - what is it ... this is also an illusory satisfaction of emotional and psychological hunger.

In a word, drunkenness itself: the thinking, feeling and behavior of a drunk person is a “childish” psychological game of an adult, with only one goal - to get what has been lacking since childhood: love, attention, recognition, acceptance and respect ... to complete the accumulated years of wearing a mask negative situations stored in the subconscious… to work out some of the negatives accumulated in the psyche… simply – a drunk person really wants to emotionally devour (hungry he… or she).

But the problem is that this is an illusion of satisfying hunger - a subconscious fantasy ... self-deception. Plus - which often happens - deception of others ... (lie detector) ... therefore, all this "no business" is repeated ...

Proverb: What is on the sober mind, the drunk on the tongue

Concerning folk saying: "What a sober man has on his mind, a drunk man has on his tongue"- this can be said to be true. True, many interpret it incorrectly - hence misunderstandings and contradictions.

What's on the sober mind? What a person is taught to keep in himself in the process of upbringing, in the depths of his soul ... what our “Controlling Self” does not let out ... does not allow to work out ...

BUT what's on the tongue of a drunk?... and also in feelings and behavior - this is our "Emotional Self", with its childish, fantastic, illusory and figurative thinking ... And in the language of a drunkard, what did not allow him to express the "Controlling Self" is the same in emotions and behavior...

However, it is still impossible to believe a drunk literally (by spells), because. drunken thinking is different from sober thinking, just like adult thinking is different from childish thinking - that's why sober and drunk can't understand each other. They just speak different languages.

And yet, you can “fish out” the truth from a drunk - the main thing here is to catch what his “Emotional Self” wants - to satisfy this need ... and the truth is in your pocket ... But this is already from the field of human manipulation - this is bad, in that number, and for the manipulator.

Also, if you get a person drunk and chat with him, you can learn a lot about his true "I", about his internal problems, and about what you expect from him in life ... will this person have a happy life ...

Attention: This article is intended for persons over 18 years of age.

You may be drunk. And you may not be. Being aware of whether you are drunk or not will help you decide if you can drive your car, or just help you not make a fool of yourself. There is quite a lot of confusing information about this; see below for a simpler explanation. But if you have the slightest doubt, don't drive!

Steps

If you are legally drunk

Make sure that you do not consume more than one drink per hour. Every country, and sometimes every state, has a slightly different limit to what it means to be legally drunk. All people are different, but how general rule, your body can process (absorb) one drink per hour. If you have consumed more than one drink per hour, it is safe to say that you are drunk. Legally, at least. Even if you don't feel drunk, drop all thoughts of driving a car, even if you feel great.

• "One drink" means one glass of wine, one glass of vodka or 0.34 liters. beer..

1. Use an online calculator. Do you have a handy computer or phone? If you want to know if you are drunk right now, you can check it thanks to the calculations on the blood alcohol content (BAC) calculator. One of the best was created at the University of Oklahoma. But, if you do not live in the US, then you must find an online calculator from your country.

   • Online calculators also take into account an important factor: your weight. The more you weigh, the slower you will get drunk. So, a 45 kg girl who drank two glasses of beer will be much more drunk than a 90 kg guy who drank the same two glasses of beer.
   • Calculators can also take into account more factors than just the standard "one drink" value and give you more specific results that you need to know.

2. Know what it means to be legally drunk. A drunk is usually defined as having an S.A.K. from 0.05 - 0.10. In some countries, such as Russia, you cannot drive a car if alcohol is present in your body at all.

   • Percentage-wise, if you have more than 0.1% alcohol in your blood, you are probably legally drunk.
   • Acceptable rate is up to 0.08, but consider your local laws.

3. Use breathalyzer. A breathalyzer is a small device through which you can breathe and calculate your BAC. If you don't have a breathalyzer, you can get one at most pharmacies in your city or order it online, otherwise you'll have to deal with it in the hands of the police. Having a breathalyzer at home or in your car is a very good idea, so you can always know how capable you or your guests are of getting around and driving.

   • Don't drink a lot of alcohol before the SAH test, even if you're just having fun, it will give you better results than usual.

   Feel sobriety test

   1. Do the "touch your nose" test. Sobriety tests are used by law enforcement to see if a suspect is drunk. They can be helpful in ascertaining your drinking status because they are usually quite accurate. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) states that sober people can pass these tests in almost all cases, while about 80% of people who exceed the U.S. legal drunkenness level (0.08%) will fail this test. The "Touch your nose" test is one of the simplest tests that can be applied. Here is what you need to do:

      • Close your eyes and stretch your arms forward.
      • Try to touch the end of your nose with your index finger, with your elbow pointing straight ahead. If your elbow goes out to the side, it doesn't count.
      • If you miss your nose, you are probably drunk.

   2. Try the "walk in a straight line" test. This test will show if you can walk in a straight line, turn around, and walk backwards. Here is what you need to do:

      • Find a straight line on the ground.
      • Walk six steps forward along the line, stepping from heel to toe. Then turn on your heel and take six steps back.
      • You are intoxicated if you use your hands for balance, walk off the line, unable to follow instructions, unable to walk from heel to toe.

   3. Try the "one-legged rack" test. This test will show if you can stand on one leg for 30 seconds. Here is what you should do:

      • Raise your leg about 6 inches (15 cm) off the ground.
      • Hold it there for about 30 seconds.
      • You are intoxicated if you do two or more of the following: sway, stand on a raised leg, jump, or use your arms to balance.

   Pay attention to your behavior

   1. Pay attention if you suddenly think that you are Superman. If you are drunk, then you may start to think that the liquor you drink is a superhero drink. Have you started to feel omnipotent, ready for anything, and physically very strong? Have you tried lifting someone heavier than you, walking on your arms, or licking a building wall? Did you arm wrestle like cannibals? Have they tried to lift eight boxes of lead? If so, then you are drunk, drunk, and drunk again.

      Pay attention to how you dance. If you are a dancer, great. But if you're not much of a dancer and suddenly you're doing "Macarena" with retired Aunt Gerta, or you're trying to breakdance or hip-hop while rolling all over the floor, you may have gone too far. It's okay to drink enough to just get you in the mood for a little dance, but if you're trying to pull off complex feints and elements, then you're drunk.

      See if you start talking to a stranger about your most intimate personal details. Maybe you just met your friend's friend, started dating your cousin's new girlfriend, or just got to know the guy who works on the 3rd floor of your annual Christmas party. Up to that point, it's allowed. But did you find yourself saying that you think you have genital warts? About your inability to cope with the death of Pooh - Pooh, your gerbil? That you have a fear of intimacy that goes back to where you caught your parents doing this when you were in the third grade? If you find yourself revealing these intimate details to anyone who will (or tries not to) listen to you, then you guessed it - you're drunk.

      See if you begin to show in public your love for the object of your sympathy. You have opened a bottle of wine or your second box of FRANZIA and are chasing your crush around the room. And suddenly, you're in front of him, talking about how cute he looks, how much you like him, and then - sigh - you suddenly lean in for a kiss ... only to find yourself on the ground face down on the floor. If you find yourself revealing this intimate information about the person you love knowing that you would never do it in public, then you are drunk my friend.

      See if you've started sending rambling text messages. Check your phone log for the last hour. Whether it says, "I'm drunk on goat cheese" or "Learning tomato crunchy love Chris Rock", chances are you weren't sane when you sent those messages. Once you notice that it's nearly impossible to type in text or get an agreed upon word, it's time to put that typewriter away and drink some water.

      See if you are very emotional for no particular reason. Are you suddenly crying just because of your friend's Halloween trick? Do you cry at dinner because your friend wished you a happy birthday? Are you inconsolable because the object of your passion didn't show up to the party? If you are not a particularly emotional or vulnerable person, but are suddenly upset or touched by every little thing that happens, then you are drunk.

      • Do you know a deep feeling of love and respect for your neighbor, as well as for the whole world? Yes, it's alcohol.

   2. See if you've lost your coordination. Do you find it difficult to open the bathroom door? Unzip your own pants? Can't dip your pita bread into your hummus bowl? If so, then you are losing your coordination because you have drunk too much. If walking from one end of the room to the other suddenly becomes a grueling task, then your body is overwhelmed by alcohol.

From this article, you will learn the easiest way to identify the first signs of alcoholism in a person. Is it worth it to sound the alarm or is it not so scary yet?

The list contains 5 main signs of alcoholism. Even if one symptom is present, it is safe to say that a person has an alcohol addiction.

If you want to help a person in the first place, you yourself need to understand what alcoholism is in order to be able to convey this message to the drinking person.

The person himself often denies that he is suffering. After all, few people want to admit their addiction. Therefore, a person in every possible way defends himself from attempts to convict himself of alcoholism, so he protects his addiction, depriving himself of the chances of recovery.

How to destroy all excuses for addiction I wrote in an article.

Remember that recognizing the signs of alcoholism is the first step towards sobriety.

Awareness of the problem is already half the solution.

And while a person will deny his addiction, nothing will budge.

So, here is a list of signs of alcoholism by which you can unequivocally determine that a person has an alcohol addiction.

Signs of alcoholism. List

Sign #1: Loss of control over drinking

A person drinks more than he originally planned. Loss of control is the main symptom of alcoholism.

The first sign of alcoholism is that the person loses control over the drink.

• When he starts drinking it's hard for him to stop
• A person often gets drunk to a deep drunken state,
• More often he drinks until he is physically unable to pour alcohol into himself,

It is called loss of control.

It does not matter how often a person drinks alcohol, and what kind of alcohol he prefers (it can even be beer). Something else is important, follow:

• Does the person lose control over what they drink?
• Can a person drink one bottle of beer and stop?

If not, and you notice frequent breakdowns, when a person drinks much more than he originally planned to drink, this is a clear sign of alcoholism.

Sign #2. Eternally depressed mood in sobriety

The second sign of alcoholism is related to the fact that a person feels depressed and depressed most of the time when sober.

When he does not have access to alcohol, his mood is depressed, irritated, a person is always dissatisfied with something. This is a clear sign of alcoholism.

The predominant negative state in sobriety is associated with withdrawal symptoms.

It is also characteristic of an addicted person aggressiveness and reticence in sobriety.

He is experiencing pain from not drinking alcohol, in connection with which it projects this negative internal state onto external circumstances: on the closest people and circumstances of life. It is called .

The person does not realize that the pain is caused by past alcohol use.

And in order to stop experiencing internal torment, you just need to stop drinking alcohol and go through a period of weaning.

About how long the withdrawal period lasts, I wrote in the article?

Sign #3. Sudden mood swings when drinking

The next sign of alcoholism. When a person has the opportunity to drink, his mood abruptly changes to positive, thinking temporarily clears up.

The addict begins to behave energetically and cheerfully.

This sign of alcoholism is due to the fact that the person subconsciously planned to drink before, looked forward to it in order to satisfy the internal alcohol craving.

When he is not drinking, he is in standby mode and was detached from reality, waiting for the time when he could escape into the alcoholic world.

Having received the long-awaited opportunity to satisfy alcohol cravings, he unconsciously begins to rejoice.

Also related to this sign of alcoholism is the fact that only in a drunken state do you see a person joyful and cheerful.

Sign number 4. Denial of alcoholism

The fourth sign of alcoholism.

• The dependent person himself denies his dependence in every possible way,
• Denies his addiction to alcohol,
• It defends and justifies its use.

Alcoholism is, first of all, a disease of denial.

• How more people is in alcoholism, the more he denies his addiction,
• A person has his own set of good reasons why he needs to drink alcohol,
• When trying to point a person to his addiction, he reacts sharply and aggressively.

Sign number 5. Taking every opportunity to drink

The last sign of alcoholism is:

• At every opportunity that arises, a person tries to drink,
• He uses any excuse to pour alcohol into himself.

For example:

• visiting visit,
• Dinner at the cafe
• Weekends,
• Holidays,
• Free time,
• Vacation.

All human thoughts revolve around the idea of ​​drinking to relieve the tension born of alcohol addiction. Therefore, he is looking for any social excuse to disguise his addiction and alcohol cravings.

Gradually, the whole life of a person begins to be built around:

1. drinking alcohol
2. getting rid of the effects of alcohol,
3. preparation for use.

It is called dependency cycle.

Progressive signs of alcoholism

Over time, new progressive signs of alcoholism appear:

• Tolerance to alcohol increases - a person needs more and more alcohol to get the same buzz.
• A person ceases to receive the same effect from the drink.
• His mental health problems become apparent: isolation, aggressiveness, irritability, apathy, depression in sobriety become permanent.
• Parallel dependencies are developed: , .
• A person develops a rigidity of thinking (inflexibility), expressed in the inability to adapt to circumstances, change their behavior and change their approach to solving problems.

All this is due to the fact that alcoholism and addictive behavior itself always progresses and eventually ceases to give a person the desired relaxation.

I hope that with the help of the article you have mastered the knowledge of how to spot signs of alcoholism.

Do not close your eyes if there are signs of alcoholism on your face. It won't get any easier, and the problem will only get worse.

Even before you turn 30, you have to go through more than one initialization. These are some kind of growing up rituals, the essence of which largely depends on where you live, but often this set is still relatively universal.

For example, if you are 29 and you still have never kissed a girl, you need to do something. Even gays at this age already have time to kiss some girlfriend. In this case, you can kiss a stranger. Don't say you read this advice somewhere, just be cool and do it.

Initiation is an ancient rite by which a boy turns into a man. When we are talking about alcohol, this is a completely different story. If you were drinking before the age of 29 and peacefully went to bed without incident, something is wrong with you. Pull out your pen and start planning your next booze frenzy.

Here is a list of 30 drunken crazy things every dude does before he turns 30. Remember, if you haven't done any of these, it's never too late to start. It's not that difficult!

30. Throw up in a taxi or bus

Usually, men control their alcohol consumption when they drink alone or drink in the company of girlfriends. However, when we go all out with our bros, the amount of alcohol consumed is unlimited. We compete to see who will drink the most, and as a result, tequila is asked back in completely inappropriate places. On the bus, for example. My advice: better run out into the street and run as far as you can. Or offer to make amends. This is a manly act.

29. Steal a traffic sign

One of my bros has three at home. These are cool accessories for a bachelor pad. This is a trophy that you can keep for years to come. And what's best? That the police very rarely investigate the theft of such trifles. Only under the influence of alcohol can you hang such a monster over your bed.

28. Eat multiple hamburgers at once

You don't have to pretend like you've never done this before. They are tasty, inexpensive and sold on every corner. And when something is cheap and cooked quickly, you can gorge yourself on it. I do not mean that you have to master a dozen - at least persuade more than one. You can even arrange a competition with the dudes, who will fit more.

27. Walk home

How many people do you know who can get drunk enough to get pissed off that the TV isn't in 3D and they'll be so pissed off they'll walk home on the other side of town? And I saw this. When a dude wants to leave, he will leave, with or without you. Walking home is a big deal, on the way you can sit down and think, have a bite to eat in a 24-hour cafe. You'd be surprised how many drunken dudes walk home at night in the rain.

26. Start a bar fight that ends without you

Not every dude gets into a fight when he's drunk. We are not exactly animals, we have different strategies of behavior. However, there are nights when these things magically happen: you are in a bad mood and you decide to drink. And then you're looking for someone to prove yourself. Then you realize that the whole bar has already joined in the fight, and your dudes are pulling you out of the mix and taking you out of there. It is done.

25. Argue with a bum

Homeless bastards. Everyone knows this. But when you've had too much to drink, the bum becomes a full-fledged conversationalist for you. When he's also drunk, he acts like a fucking know-it-all. Therefore, it often happens that drunk dudes argue with homeless people on completely unpredictable topics. I know it's dumb, but sometimes homeless people have something to talk about.

24. Rock out with a stranger (preferably of the opposite sex)

Now I'm not talking about those nights when you treat a girl to drinks at a bar, I'm talking about completely random bullshit. This usually happens, including when you are already leaving the club. It's that moment when you walk past someone and something in your brain ticks and makes you just do it. This may depend both on the amount drunk and on the degree of sobriety of the second person. In general, there is a chance that everything will turn out that way.

23. Lose a lot of money

Gambling is something that is learned the hard way. And yes, alcohol can make you greedy, and you start offering dudes crazy bets, games, making weird sky-high bets. What could be worse? If everyone around is drunk enough to support this venture.

22. Pour everything around with alcohol

When you start spilling booze, that's a sure sign that you're drunk. When you don't know how to keep the liquid inside the glass, it means that you're drunk in a drab. All great hangovers start with spilled booze.

21. Like everything in a contact

You can't go on social media when you're drunk! There should be a special captcha for drunks. When I'm drunk, I like all the news for the last twelve hours. And I can even leave comments, not always pleasant ones. For example, on pictures with chubby girlfriends write that they are fat. Then shame. Actually, I'm normal.

20. Get naked in public

When you are over thirty, you are unlikely to be naked even when drunk. This condition is hard to achieve. I need to drink, I don’t know, a bucket. In this state, the idea of ​​stripping down and running down the street seems so wonderful that you have no idea why you didn't do it before.

19. Treat everyone to a drink

If you plan to drink hard, leave all your bank cards at home, put only cash in your pocket. After you drink enough, you will treat everyone in a row. I've been in this situation a few times myself, and I'm warning you: keep your funds safe. You can order anything when you're drunk. And as much as you want.

18. Imagine being Justin Timberlake

Do you know anyone who is serious about singing karaoke? Never. Only if mom's girlfriends. People go to karaoke to get drunk. And then to sing. The more alcohol, the better. And the songs of Justin Timberlake seem so suitable for you: old stuff, and everyone knows, and at least not in Russian.

17. Burn food and burn the palate

Very often, after returning from a booze, dudes begin to cook themselves the best dinner of all time. Or breakfast, I don't know. Usually everything that is in the refrigerator is put there, and all this is put on a frying pan. And then happily forgotten. Not only does the food burn, it is also hot as Satan and burns the palate.

16. Have sex in public

For most dudes, sex is an affair that is done without witnesses. What do I mean by "in public"? Well, in a car, for example. In the bathroom of a nightclub. Let's just say, not at home.

15. Show your ass to adults

Adults, but not old ladies! If you show your butt to women when you're drunk, you're 12. Showing your butt is already very childish, but when you're drinking, it seems like fun to you. I understand if you get drunk and show your ass to adults. Kind of a riot. Or drunken eccentricities.

14. Pass out right on the street

Once you've had a drink, you're already out of your mind. Usually it all ends with a real disaster, a kind of blackout. When you're passed out on alcohol, the first thing you do is fall asleep. Suddenly. As soon as you fall into a blackout. And you can no longer be moved, you sleep soundly, and even vomit on the neighborhood. Good luck if this happens, and remember: it has happened to everyone.

13. Tell the truth (about everything)

The filter you normally use turns off when you get drunk. All the secrets about your exes and your dudes are revealed at once to the first person you meet. Why? Because you have nothing else to do and your brain is half asleep.

12. Break into the zoo

You couldn't find worse ideas. It's a dumb idea, it's terrible, you couldn't think of anything more idiotic. But you want to see a monkey, and the only place where possible - a zoo.

11. Eat off the floor

You wouldn't have thrown it out sober, but now it's just right. You do this because the part of the brain that was responsible for adequacy has gone on vacation, and there is another one left - the one that does not mind. Besides, you're drunk and hungry. Well, what else?

10. It's indecent to pose with a monument

In any city in our country there are enough monuments, in most cases it is Lenin. What does he lack? human attention! It's certainly funny, your brain gushing with brilliant ideas. And now twitters and instagrams are full of photos of you sitting on the lap of a man with an accordion near the Philharmonic.

9. Harassing a random person next to you

Well, this is not something to pose for. This is where it really comes in. And this person may be sober, unsuspecting. And here you are with your nonsense.

8. Run into the police

And of course you will be arrested. Not everyone knows how to deal with drunkenness. You'll find it out when you're drunk and arrested, and that's serious. This is a very valuable lesson on how and where to drink. These dudes are sure to ruin everything for you.

7. Lose everything

Losing your phone while drunk is a classic. But losing your phone, keys, wallet and belt? It's an epic night of drinking. It happens.

6. Pee in public

Yes, sir, it does happen, all too often. Under my windows - every evening. I live on the second floor and constantly hear how drunk gopniks pour. For the sake of fairness, I note that in the case of drunkenness and being on the street, I do exactly the same.

5. Take a picture of your personal belongings

And then send them to your friends. Not a big deal, to be honest with you. Of course, this will seem funny to anyone who went over too much, like you are hinting at something to your girlfriend, but judge for yourself (when you are drunk and suddenly remember this text). If you were not averse, you would have come without such photos. I understand: people rarely think before such actions, but you try.

4. Bring home a troglodyte

When you've had too much to drink, you're mentally ill and don't mind sleeping with someone. The more you drink, the less you enjoy. And when the night is running out, you are in potential danger. Which? Talk to a scary lady in a bar and bring her home. Then you attribute everything to alcohol, but your friends will remember this for a long time. If this hasn't happened to you yet, it's best to avoid it in the future.

3. Find yourself naked no one knows where

For some reason drunk people like to undress. The nature of this action is not clear to me. For some unknown reason, we enjoy the process, especially from drunken eyes. I already wrote about this impulse a little higher. One of my bros woke up one morning in an unknown location with no clothes on. The owner of the house understood what was happening, and brought him some clothes and gave him money for travel. But not all such stories end so well. I don't know how you can drink to such a state.

2. cry

You read correctly. cry. The men are crying. We are not as emotional as women, but when we drink, we become sentimental and sensitive. And then the tears flowed, and you can't stop them. Most dudes will never admit it, but they've probably cried while drunk at least once in their lives.

1. Dial your ex

Everyone will do it before they hit 30. And not even once. It's easier than ever when you're drunk. We have a lot of numbers of different girlfriends on our phone, but for some reason we choose the former ones. If this hasn't happened to you yet, don't be fooled. Will happen.